Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.