The best food jokes

Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, life
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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