The best food jokes

What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
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