The best food jokes

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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