Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.