The best food jokes

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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