Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.