The best food jokes

Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 50.87 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 50.86 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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