Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.