Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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