The best food jokes

Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 52.31 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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