The best food jokes

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
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