The best food jokes

Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 47.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
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