The best food jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 46.55 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, food, wife
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
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