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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, food, wife
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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