The best food jokes

If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 45.31 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
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