The best food jokes

A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
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