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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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