The best food jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store. "Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks. The brunet hid in one that said CAT. The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS. When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other. The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!". So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!". So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it. The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, food, ginger
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
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