Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."