What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.