The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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