The best food jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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