What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.