The best food jokes

What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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