What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.