The best food jokes

How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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