Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.