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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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