The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 44.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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