The best food jokes

This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, food, husband, new year, women
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
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