Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!