The best food jokes

Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 43.28 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.47 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
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