Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.