Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.