What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.