The best food jokes

What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 42.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, men
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.41 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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