The best food jokes

This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, food, husband, new year, women
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.92 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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