What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.