What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one.
"You didn't really do that, did you?"
"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him.
When she finally spoke, she simply asked,
"Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"