Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him.
"We put sugar and cream on ours."
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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