The best food jokes

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
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