The best food jokes

Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.92 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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