The best food jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 48.11 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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