The best food jokes

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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