The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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