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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 44.76 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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