The best food jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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