The best food jokes

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 47.75 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
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