The best food jokes

If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
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