The best food jokes

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, food, wife
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
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