The best food jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
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