Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"