The best food jokes

Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dog, food, winter
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 43.87 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
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