The best food jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
has 48.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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