Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.