The best food jokes

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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