The best food jokes

The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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