The best food jokes

If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 43.86 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, food, husband, new year, women
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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