The best food jokes

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 31.33 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
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