Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.