The best food jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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has 26.95 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: food, god, school, teacher
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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