Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.