The best food jokes

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 32.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 30.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
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