Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.