The best food jokes

There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 32.65 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
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