Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.
He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back.
"Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away.
Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?"
The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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