Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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A: Nottingham forest.
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