Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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