Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?" Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times: 1. Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team. 2. Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times. 3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!