Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field?
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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