Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?"
Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:
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3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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