Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.