Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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A first-grade teacher can't
believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl.
"It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?"
"Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student.
"Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a football fan."
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club.
He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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