Joke #6123

Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.

Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.

Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."

Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!