The best friendship jokes

*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
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has 69.01 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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has 68.97 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: friendship, Hitler, memory
I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch. My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner! My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50! I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.! "What do you mean," they asked me. "I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, money, sex, time
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: friendship, new year
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, friendship, marriage, mean
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama