The best game jokes

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Raptors win?" The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, dog, game
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
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