The best game jokes

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Raptors win?" The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, dog, game
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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