When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.