Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.