Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.