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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.16 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.  After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.  The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.  Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.  Finally, the guy said to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" Heidi had now become very dejected, and said "No, I guess not, you can call me Phil." So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted "Phil, you'll never believe who I'm fucking!"
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has 75.80 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: desert island, game, relationship, sex
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: game, military, navy
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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