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Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?" Patient: "No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice." Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, doctor, game, life
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. "Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?" The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one." Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?" "That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it." "Well, what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?" The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back - no problem." Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?" "No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is fluorescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark." Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?" The other guy replies, "I found it."
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, game, golf
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.21 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.  After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.  The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.  Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.  Finally, the guy said to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" Heidi had now become very dejected, and said "No, I guess not, you can call me Phil." So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted "Phil, you'll never believe who I'm fucking!"
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has 75.47 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: desert island, game, relationship, sex
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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