The best game jokes

Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.10 % from 590 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, little Johnny, time, vulgar
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, game
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.51 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, money
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