The best game jokes

Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.80 % from 622 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 73.63 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, kids, mean, Santa
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 71.62 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, money
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