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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.  After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.  The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.  Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.  Finally, the guy said to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" Heidi had now become very dejected, and said "No, I guess not, you can call me Phil." So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted "Phil, you'll never believe who I'm fucking!"
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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