The best game jokes

Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.64 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.  After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.  The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.  Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.  Finally, the guy said to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" Heidi had now become very dejected, and said "No, I guess not, you can call me Phil." So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted "Phil, you'll never believe who I'm fucking!"
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has 75.88 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: desert island, game, relationship, sex
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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