The best game jokes

Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, money
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 71.10 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
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