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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.40 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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