Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.