Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.