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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 72.48 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, little Johnny, time, vulgar
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 71.68 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 70.78 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: game, money
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
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