The best game jokes

Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
has 74.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, kids, mean, Santa
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
has 72.99 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
has 72.68 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
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