The best game jokes

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.71 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.64 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.21 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, old people
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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