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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 71.68 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, game
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: game, money
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