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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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