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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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