Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.