The best game jokes

Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: game, military, navy
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.38 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
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