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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, old people
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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