The best game jokes

Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: game, money
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 67.91 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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