"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays?
A: Romeo and Julius.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.