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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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