Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space?
A: Moonopoly.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.