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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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