Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.