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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the BET was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, “Springbok.” Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, “And it was shot with a 22 rifle.” He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Kalahari Lion.” Fingering the bullet hole, he added, “The rifle was a 308.” He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, “Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn’t get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?” His wife replied angrily, “From me!” “What did I do?” he asked. She replied, “You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, ‘Skunk, killed with an ax!’”
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, game, hunting
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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