Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.