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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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