The best game jokes

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.69 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: game, military, navy
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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