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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.67 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
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