The best game jokes

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 71.09 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, little Johnny, time, vulgar
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.07 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
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