Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties.
Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb.
There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb.
So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb.
Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?"
The boy looks back and says "who? me?"
The man says "yes."
The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker."
The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker."
The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game.
This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball".
So I adjusted my stance and took another swing.
Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball."
So I stepped back a little more and swung.
This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about!
The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space?
A: Moonopoly.
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