The best game jokes

"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, money
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.51 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 71.09 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
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