Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.