The best game jokes

Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.04 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, money
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 70.52 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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