The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.