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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, little Johnny, time, vulgar
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 71.46 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
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