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Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, old people
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.94 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 63.30 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
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