The best game jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, game
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
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