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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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