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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 64.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
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