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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 64.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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