Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.