The best game jokes

Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
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