If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.