Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.