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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, game
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
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