The best game jokes

Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: game, weather
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