Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.