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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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