Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.