It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.