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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: game, military, navy
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, game
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
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