Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"