The best game jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, game