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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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