Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1