The best game jokes

Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game