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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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