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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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