The best game jokes

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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