PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.