Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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