What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town.
What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.