Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.