The best game jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, old people
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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