Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.