The best game jokes

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 53.01 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.76 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.47 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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