The best game jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 56.18 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
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