Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.