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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 52.49 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.47 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
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