The best game jokes

Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, old people
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
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