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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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