The best game jokes

Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 56.18 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 56.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama