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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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