The best game jokes

George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game