The best game jokes

If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game