The best game jokes

Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 55.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 54.84 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game