Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers