The best game jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, music
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.98 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game