The best game jokes

Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 55.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 54.84 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids