The best game jokes

Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money