If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.