The best game jokes

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama