The best gay jokes

Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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has 39.48 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: gay
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
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has 36.25 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, time
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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has 35.37 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: gay
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 32.12 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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has 31.79 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: gay
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 27.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
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