The best gay jokes

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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has 38.91 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 38.70 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
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has 38.63 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, time
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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has 37.46 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 37.38 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
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