The best gay jokes

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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has 39.02 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: gay
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
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has 38.97 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, time
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
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