The best gay jokes

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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has 38.34 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: gay
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
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has 37.94 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, time
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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has 36.30 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: gay
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