The best gay jokes

When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
has 32.12 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
has 31.79 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: gay
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
has 26.51 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
has 26.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
has 25.31 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay, love
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
has 24.46 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
has 19.60 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
has 11.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist
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