The best gay jokes

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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has 32.93 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 31.76 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 29.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 26.51 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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has 26.30 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay, love
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 24.23 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: gay
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 23.19 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 18.81 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
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