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A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 26.46 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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has 25.31 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay, love
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 24.46 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 20.26 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 13.53 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist
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