Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar.
One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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