The best gay jokes

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 48.04 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 47.64 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 47.25 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 45.89 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 45.34 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 45.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: gay
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