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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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