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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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