The best gay jokes

Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 48.39 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 47.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 47.78 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 47.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
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