The best gay jokes

Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 50.15 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 49.46 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 48.71 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 47.50 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: gay
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 47.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 47.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
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