Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.