Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.