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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 49.65 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 48.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 47.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: gay
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 47.93 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 47.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 45.89 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
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