The best gay jokes

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 48.04 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 47.96 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 47.55 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 46.68 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 45.89 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
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