What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"