The best golf jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, golf, sport
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