Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.