Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.