The best health jokes

On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 61.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation. It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company. The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive. I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy. I wish well to myself.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, money
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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