Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."