The best health jokes

Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, health
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