The best health jokes

Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 52.58 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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has 52.37 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, marriage, wife
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
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