The best health jokes

Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 51.20 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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