The best health jokes

Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 51.57 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, stupid
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