The best health jokes

Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, health
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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