The best health jokes

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: business, health, husband, marriage, wife
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
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