The best health jokes

Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: health, little Johnny, school
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
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