The best health jokes

When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 54.60 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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