The best health jokes

Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, health
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