Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.