Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.