The best health jokes

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
has 50.59 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: health
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