The best health jokes

Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 55.63 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
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