The best health jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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