The best health jokes

When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, health, money, wife
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, health, phone
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: family, food, health, hospital
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 62.35 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
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