The best health jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, health
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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has 52.37 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, marriage, wife
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, health, life, wife, work
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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