The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.