The best health jokes

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.32 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency. To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office: Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000. With all these, you never made a donation to the charity... If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds? No... answers mayor. In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind. The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted: And more, my sister died into a car accident and left tree children orphans. Stunned, the mayor says: I didn’t know, please accept my apologies... But the lawyer continues: I don’t see why I should give you any money, if I don’t ever give them money...
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: health, kids, lawyer, money
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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