The best health jokes

The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, marriage, wife
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
has 31.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
has 30.62 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
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