The best health jokes

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life, time
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: health, stupid
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
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