The best health jokes

Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: health, stupid
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, marriage, wife
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
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