Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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