The best health jokes

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.99 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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