The best health jokes

Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.37 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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