The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day.
So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
What do gays call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"