A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.