The best health jokes

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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