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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.63 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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