The best health jokes

The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: health, stupid
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 45.58 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
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