The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 77.97 % from 1144 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.83 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.69 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.68 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.13 % from 668 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 77.04 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.59 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.50 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.11 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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