The best insulting jokes

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 78.42 % from 466 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 78.35 % from 258 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.32 % from 993 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 78.31 % from 533 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 77.95 % from 313 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 77.86 % from 449 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Vote: has 77.70 % from 76 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Vote: has 77.56 % from 189 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Vote: has 77.45 % from 364 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 77.36 % from 132 votes. Send joke:

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