Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."