The best insulting jokes

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Vote: has 77.53 % from 42 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Vote: has 77.37 % from 53 votes. Send joke:
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