The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote: has 79.02 % from 366 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 78.95 % from 1038 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.93 % from 892 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 78.69 % from 257 votes. Send joke:

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 78.50 % from 372 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.27 % from 353 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Vote: has 77.96 % from 141 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 77.88 % from 130 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 77.83 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 77.79 % from 191 votes. Send joke:

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