The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 78.81 % from 1071 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 78.68 % from 288 votes. Send joke:

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 78.43 % from 396 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 371 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Vote: has 77.74 % from 310 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 76.68 % from 128 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 76.45 % from 260 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Vote: has 76.34 % from 155 votes. Send joke:

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