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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 78.15 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.02 % from 1032 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.79 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.56 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.44 % from 654 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 77.04 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.98 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.62 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 76.51 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
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