Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.