Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.