Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.