The best insulting jokes

My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.15 % from 1110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.05 % from 1014 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.92 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.75 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.59 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.42 % from 644 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.91 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.74 % from 579 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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