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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.71 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.61 % from 716 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.53 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 77.28 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.22 % from 680 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.11 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 77.03 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.51 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
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