You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"