Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.