The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.03 % from 696 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.00 % from 1136 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.82 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.72 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.27 % from 663 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.89 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.83 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.58 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.49 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
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