Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone?
A: You can't hear a vitamin.