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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.94 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.83 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.79 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.68 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 77.32 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 77.20 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.19 % from 670 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 77.18 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.69 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
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