Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!