Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.