Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.