The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 79.07 % from 858 votes. Send joke:

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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Vote: has 78.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 78.46 % from 341 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 78.32 % from 232 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 77.88 % from 109 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 77.83 % from 331 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 77.70 % from 175 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Vote: has 77.53 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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