Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.