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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 80.09 % from 603 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.68 % from 785 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.33 % from 1098 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Vote: has 79.16 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.97 % from 889 votes. Send joke:

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