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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.11 % from 1522 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 79.00 % from 1420 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.98 % from 657 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.88 % from 1010 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.80 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.73 % from 1308 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.67 % from 896 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.63 % from 1224 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 78.61 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
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