Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.