Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.