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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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