The best insulting jokes

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 80.23 % from 526 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Vote: has 80.14 % from 1048 votes. Send joke:

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Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Vote: has 79.57 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 79.50 % from 213 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.36 % from 1049 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 79.35 % from 372 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 79.17 % from 999 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.15 % from 729 votes. Send joke:

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