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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.47 % from 1488 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 79.24 % from 722 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 79.18 % from 1397 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 79.07 % from 979 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 79.02 % from 1202 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.93 % from 877 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.91 % from 1285 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 78.82 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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