The best insulting jokes

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.81 % from 2434 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.19 % from 1533 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.87 % from 466 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.81 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.79 % from 1430 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.68 % from 1325 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.68 % from 1025 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.67 % from 1236 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.56 % from 906 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.27 % from 1121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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