The best insulting jokes

"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.69 % from 947 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 79.67 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 79.47 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.19 % from 1508 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 79.16 % from 1411 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.92 % from 997 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.87 % from 1297 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.86 % from 889 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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