Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.