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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 79.21 % from 940 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote: has 79.17 % from 857 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 79.06 % from 1254 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote: has 79.00 % from 668 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 78.96 % from 318 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 78.92 % from 1166 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 78.79 % from 195 votes. Send joke:
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Vote: has 78.77 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.75 % from 1053 votes. Send joke:
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