Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.