Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.