Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.