You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.