Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.