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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.33 % from 1594 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.94 % from 1470 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.52 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.42 % from 944 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.33 % from 1366 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 78.15 % from 1464 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.10 % from 1275 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.03 % from 1080 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 77.99 % from 1164 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 77.97 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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