Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.