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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Vote: has 79.42 % from 157 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Vote: has 79.35 % from 173 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 79.20 % from 965 votes. Send joke:
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Vote: has 79.18 % from 1387 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote: has 79.08 % from 701 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 78.97 % from 1184 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 78.93 % from 862 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 78.88 % from 1273 votes. Send joke:
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Vote: has 78.77 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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