"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.
This is Air Force One..."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.