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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.27 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.95 % from 1471 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.54 % from 1072 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.44 % from 945 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.33 % from 1366 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 78.13 % from 1525 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.12 % from 1276 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.07 % from 1082 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.05 % from 1167 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 78.02 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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