Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.