The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote: has 79.57 % from 692 votes. Send joke:

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Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Vote: has 79.48 % from 83 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Vote: has 79.40 % from 1250 votes. Send joke:

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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Vote: has 79.27 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Vote: has 79.24 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 79.15 % from 1174 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Vote: has 79.02 % from 208 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 78.83 % from 773 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 78.65 % from 890 votes. Send joke:

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 78.28 % from 463 votes. Send joke:

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