Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.