Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!