Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.