The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 80.24 % from 651 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 80.22 % from 935 votes. Send joke:

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