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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.52 % from 3632 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.21 % from 2198 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.99 % from 2782 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.95 % from 2863 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.85 % from 2821 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.91 % from 2364 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.85 % from 923 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 79.77 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 79.49 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
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