You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.