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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.04 % from 2249 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.88 % from 2890 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.72 % from 2840 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.70 % from 2820 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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has 80.16 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.95 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.92 % from 2386 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 79.75 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.69 % from 947 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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