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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.15 % from 3926 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.11 % from 2373 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.76 % from 2932 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.75 % from 2978 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.57 % from 838 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.04 % from 2943 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.86 % from 2456 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.78 % from 1024 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.61 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 79.42 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
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