Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!