The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.17 % from 3970 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.11 % from 2412 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.79 % from 3000 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.62 % from 862 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.40 % from 2977 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.08 % from 2960 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 80.00 % from 1041 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 79.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.77 % from 2470 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.63 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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