Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!