Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...