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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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