Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.