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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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