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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.18 % from 3786 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 80.92 % from 2273 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.79 % from 2909 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.74 % from 2858 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.61 % from 2844 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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has 80.33 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.18 % from 773 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.88 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.79 % from 2416 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.42 % from 970 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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