Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.