Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"