The best insulting jokes

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.00 % from 952 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 68.00 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 67.85 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
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