The best insulting jokes

Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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