The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
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