Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?
A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"