Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!