The best insulting jokes

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.87 % from 882 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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