Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!