The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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