The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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