The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.44 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
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