The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.28 % from 921 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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