Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.