The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.73 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 69.12 % from 869 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 68.87 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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