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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 69.07 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 69.05 % from 850 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 68.44 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.00 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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