The best insulting jokes

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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