Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.