Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.