Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.