Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?
A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Vote:
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.