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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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