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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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