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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.34 % from 903 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
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