The best insulting jokes

A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 68.00 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 67.90 % from 949 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 67.85 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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