Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.