Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.