Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.