Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.