Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.