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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.08 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
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