Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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