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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.56 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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