Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.