You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"