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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Vote: has 65.83 % from 72 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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