Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.