The best insulting jokes

Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.90 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 65.56 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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