The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Vote: has 65.08 % from 67 votes. Send joke:

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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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