The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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