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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 65.32 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.24 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
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