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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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