Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.