Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.