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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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