Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.