Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.