The best insulting jokes

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.24 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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