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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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