Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet.
The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.