Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.