Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.