Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Bro, send me some good jokes.
Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend.
Good One! Send me more.
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Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet.
The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.