Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!