Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.