The best insulting jokes

Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 68.69 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "No" "So, it was you!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.18 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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