Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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