The best insulting jokes

Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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