Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.