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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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