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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 70.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.87 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 69.79 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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