Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.