Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Vote:
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.