Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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