The best insulting jokes

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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