Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.