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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.75 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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