The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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