The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.71 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.30 % from 925 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
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