A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.