Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.