Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.