The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.75 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.34 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
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