The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.93 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 69.04 % from 870 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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