The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.85 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
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