The best insulting jokes

A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 70.16 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
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