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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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