Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.