Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.