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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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