Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.