Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.