Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.