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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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