Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.