Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"