Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.