The best insulting jokes

Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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