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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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