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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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