The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.23 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
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