Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.