Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.