The best insulting jokes

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote: has 65.91 % from 122 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Vote: has 65.86 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Vote: has 65.80 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Vote: has 65.55 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Vote: has 65.52 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

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