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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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