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Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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