Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.