The best insulting jokes

Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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