Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.