The best insulting jokes

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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