A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.