Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.