The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 66.14 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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