Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.