Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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