Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.