Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.