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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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