The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
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