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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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