The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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