No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.