Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.