The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
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