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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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