Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."