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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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