Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.