A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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