My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."