Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.