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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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