Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.