Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"