The best insulting jokes

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.44 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 67.72 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
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