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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
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