Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.