The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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