Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.