The best insulting jokes

You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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