Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.