Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.