Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.