The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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