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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
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