Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.