Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.