Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Vote:
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.