The best insulting jokes

You are so old, you fart dust.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.