Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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