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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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