You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.