The best insulting jokes

Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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