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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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