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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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