The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
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