Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.