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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 64.23 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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