The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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