The best insulting jokes

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.

Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.