As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.
This is Air Force One..."
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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