The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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