The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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