Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.