Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.