Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.