Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Vote:
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!