Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.