Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.