Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.