The best insulting jokes

As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 63.05 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
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