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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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