Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.