Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.