Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!