Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!