You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.