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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.55 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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