As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".