Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!