The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
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