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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 64.50 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
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