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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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has 63.78 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, insulting, little Johnny, school
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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