The best insulting jokes

Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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