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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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