Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.