Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.