The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.38 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
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