Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.