Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.