The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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