Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.