Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.