Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.