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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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