Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!