The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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