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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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