Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.