You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.