Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.