Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.