Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.