Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."