The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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