Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.