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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.38 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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