Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.