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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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