Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.