Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.