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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.33 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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