Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.