Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".