Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!