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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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