Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.