Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!