Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.