The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
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