Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.