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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.56 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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