Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.