The best insulting jokes

A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.