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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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