Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.