Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!