The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 63.05 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.51 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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