Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.