Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.