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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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