Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.