Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.