Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.