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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.07 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.04 % from 1116 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.77 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.77 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.41 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.37 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.33 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
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