The best insulting jokes

The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 77.49 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 77.47 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 77.35 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 77.06 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 76.95 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.86 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.67 % from 559 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
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