Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.