Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.