Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.