The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Vote: has 76.74 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 76.43 % from 241 votes. Send joke:

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