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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.16 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 76.12 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 76.06 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 75.76 % from 995 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.72 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.50 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.13 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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