Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.