Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!