The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.26 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 227 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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