The best insulting jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.35 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.24 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.13 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.00 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.86 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.52 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.47 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
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