Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone?
A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.