Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!