The best insulting jokes

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.28 % from 590 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.10 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.09 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 76.08 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.07 % from 885 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 76.06 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 76.04 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.92 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 75.74 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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