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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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