The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.95 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.91 % from 574 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.81 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 76.71 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.66 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 76.42 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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