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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.01 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.98 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.84 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 75.82 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 75.77 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 75.72 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.67 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.65 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.25 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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