Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.