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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.74 % from 579 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.62 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.60 % from 539 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.11 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 76.10 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 76.03 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 76.03 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 76.00 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 75.95 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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