The best insulting jokes

Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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More jokes about: christian, insulting, management
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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