The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.