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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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