The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
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