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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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