You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.