Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!