Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.