Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.