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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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