Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"