You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp.
The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom.
"First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is."
"Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate."
"Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.