Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?