Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!