The best insulting jokes

Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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