"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Joke has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Joke has 61.64 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!