You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.