Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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