A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"