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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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