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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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