The best insulting jokes

The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 61.98 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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