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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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