Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.