The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!