Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.