Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.