The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Vote:
has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Vote:
has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Vote:
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Vote:
has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
<<<23242526
More jokes →
Page 23 of 46.