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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 60.66 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
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