The best insulting jokes

The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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