The best insulting jokes

"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
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