Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.