The best insulting jokes

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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