"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!