The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.