Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.