Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.