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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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