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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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