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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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