Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.